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Post by takenforgranit on Jun 22, 2008 23:04:28 GMT -4
I hate to ask but the advertising banner on the board confuses me, I have heard of bear baiting but that involved dogs and harassment. I really thought bears had better sense than that.
Everything I ever heard of a bear hunting for his honey was wrong! I am so gullible, thinking somehow a bee tree was involved.
Sorry I could not resist, I know Trev can't do anything about the ads but that one is as screwed up as a one man rock fight.
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Post by NS'Creter on Jun 22, 2008 23:45:44 GMT -4
AaHawHawhaw!! ;D Now that's some of that "TFG" humor that I've been missin'! There are some crazy ads , though...and "no", I have nothing to do with it.  |
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Post by sincero on Jun 24, 2008 16:31:00 GMT -4
Nightmare!
In the nightmare I found myself nude in bed, and I was looking at a
Mirror on the ceiling, and I discovered that I am a Negro, and I'm
Circumcised!
Quickly I sat up, found my pants and looked in the pockets to find my
Driver's' license photo and it was that same color. Black.
I felt myself being very depressed, downcast, sitting in a chair.
But it's a wheelchair!!
That means, of course, besides being black and Jewish, I'm also
Disabled!!!
I said to myself, aloud 'This is impossible. It's impossible that I
Should be black and Jewish and disabled.'
'It's the pure and holy truth', whispers someone from behind me.
I turn around, and it's my boyfriend..Juan.
Just what I needed!!!
I am a homosexual, and on top of that, with a Mexican boyfriend.
Oh, my God..... Black, Jewish, disabled, gay, with a Mexican
Boyfriend, drug addict, and HIV-positive!!!
Desperate, I begin to shout, cry, pull my hair, and Oh, noooooo...I'm
Bald!!!
The telephone rings.
It's my brother.
He is saying, 'Since mom and dad died the only thing you do is hang
Out, take drugs, and lay around all day doing nothing. Get a job you
Worthless piece of crap... Any job.'
Mom?... Dad?... Nooooooooo... Now I'm also an unemployed orphan!
I try to explain to my brother how hard it is to find a job when you
Are black, Jewish, disabled, gay with a Mexican boyfriend, are a drug
Addict, HIV positive, bald, and an orphan.
But he doesn't get it.
Frustrated, I hang up.
It's then I realize I only have one hand!!!
With tears in my eyes I go! To the window to look out.
I see I live in a shanty-town full of cardboard and tin houses! There
Is trash everywhere.
Suddenly I feel a sharp pain near my pacemaker.... Pacemaker?
Besides being black, Jewish, disabled, a fairy with a Mexican
Boyfriend, a drug addict, HIV positive, bald, orphaned, unemployed,
An invalid with one hand, and having a bad heart, I live in a crappy
neighborhood.
At that very moment my boyfriend approaches and says to me, 'Sweetie
Pie, my love, my little black heartthrob, have you decided who are you
Going to vote for in the Primary? Hillary or Obama???
I can handle being a black, disabled, one armed,
Drug addicted, Jewish queer on a pacemaker who is HIV positive,
Bald, orphaned, unemployed, lives in a slum, and has a Mexican boyfriend,
But please, oh dear God, please don't tell me I'm a
Democrat!
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Post by sincero on Jun 24, 2008 16:33:14 GMT -4
Nightmare!
In the nightmare I found myself nude in bed, and I was looking at a
Mirror on the ceiling, and I discovered that I am a Negro, and I'm
Circumcised!
Quickly I sat up, found my pants and looked in the pockets to find my
Driver's' license photo and it was that same color. Black.
I felt myself being very depressed, downcast, sitting in a chair.
But it's a wheelchair!!
That means, of course, besides being black and Jewish, I'm also
Disabled!!!
I said to myself, aloud 'This is impossible. It's impossible that I
Should be black and Jewish and disabled.'
'It's the pure and holy truth', whispers someone from behind me.
I turn around, and it's my boyfriend..Juan.
Just what I needed!!!
I am a homosexual, and on top of that, with a Mexican boyfriend.
Oh, my God..... Black, Jewish, disabled, gay, with a Mexican
Boyfriend, drug addict, and HIV-positive!!!
Desperate, I begin to shout, cry, pull my hair, and Oh, noooooo...I'm
Bald!!!
The telephone rings.
It's my brother.
He is saying, 'Since mom and dad died the only thing you do is hang
Out, take drugs, and lay around all day doing nothing. Get a job you
Worthless piece of crap... Any job.'
Mom?... Dad?... Nooooooooo... Now I'm also an unemployed orphan!
I try to explain to my brother how hard it is to find a job when you
Are black, Jewish, disabled, gay with a Mexican boyfriend, are a drug
Addict, HIV positive, bald, and an orphan.
But he doesn't get it.
Frustrated, I hang up.
It's then I realize I only have one hand!!!
With tears in my eyes I go! To the window to look out.
I see I live in a shanty-town full of cardboard and tin houses! There
Is trash everywhere.
Suddenly I feel a sharp pain near my pacemaker.... Pacemaker?
Besides being black, Jewish, disabled, a fairy with a Mexican
Boyfriend, a drug addict, HIV positive, bald, orphaned, unemployed,
An invalid with one hand, and having a bad heart, I live in a crappy
neighborhood.
At that very moment my boyfriend approaches and says to me, 'Sweetie
Pie, my love, my little black heartthrob, have you decided who are you
Going to vote for in the Primary? Hillary or Obama???
I can handle being a black, disabled, one armed,
Drug addicted, Jewish queer on a pacemaker who is HIV positive,
Bald, orphaned, unemployed, lives in a slum, and has a Mexican boyfriend,
But please, oh dear God, please don't tell me I'm a
Democrat!
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Post by NS'Creter on Jun 24, 2008 23:35:57 GMT -4
;D That's pretty funny. I'm gonna use it.
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Post by takenforgranit on Jun 25, 2008 5:41:57 GMT -4
If I awoke and experienced the horror of believing myself a dem, I would feel the urge to end it all (in an eco friendly way of course, in a nice glade where my body would return to nature and maybe nourish a flower or tree). Of course I would rather throw myself from an oil derrick intro the ocean but I don't want to travel to some far away land, where the Hell would I find one around here.
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Post by takenforgranit on Jun 25, 2008 5:43:04 GMT -4
If I awoke and experienced the horror of believing myself a dem, I would feel the urge to end it all (in an eco friendly way of course, in a nice glade where my body would return to nature and maybe nourish a flower or tree). Of course I would rather throw myself from an oil derrick intro the ocean but I don't want to travel to some far away land, where the Hell would I find one around here.
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Post by takenforgranit on Jun 25, 2008 5:43:51 GMT -4
We got to quit repeating ourselves!
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